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oh my goodness

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sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

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I’ve noticed that whenever I ask a friend to hang out with me, I get rejected about 75% of the time. Are my friends really busy, and I just have too much free time? Or is it that I’m not worth rearranging a schedule for?

tolive-notsimplyexist:

Yes to everything about this. 

oh my god, the hair, the abs, the COFFEE, THE CLEAN KITCHEN

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

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honkedonyou:

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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rickylpls:

rick headbutting joe

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rick ripping joe’s throat out with his teeth

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rick stabbing the fuck out of the creep on carl

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rick being badass officer friendly and noticing glenn’s watch

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"THEY’RE FUCKING WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE"

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RICK FUCKING GRIMES BITCH

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(via darcvaders)

So how many meetings do I have?

93.

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sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

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neyruto:

a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society

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haydenrodgers:

Random AVPS Moments —— “My name is Draco Malfoy…”

(via dragoon811)

The Game Cube can be hit with a sledgehammer and work just fine. The Nintendo DS was specifically designed to be able to survive a 1.5 meter (five foot) drop onto solid concrete without breaking, and one of the company’s bigwigs wouldn’t let it go past the design phase until the design team could guarantee it could survive the drop at least 10 times. In fact, Nintendo products have such a reputation for being impossible to break through normal means that they spawned the term “Nintendium”—an all-purpose phrase given to pieces of technology that survive extreme punishment. For example, take the Gulf War Game Boy, an original Game Boy console that survived having a freaking bomb dropped on it.

Nintendo never advertises their products as being durable, they don’t brag about their Game Boys being bomb-proof or their consoles being tough enough to survive being hit by a car. They just expect their customers to be human and include features to prepare for that humanity. While other companies decide that they’re nice by including a cover to protect the screen of the $600 phone you just bought in case you drop it, Nintendo just builds a device that can survive being dropped in the first place and doesn’t make a big deal about it. Because that’s how a real company does business.